What is wrinkly ole Grandma Sarah Palin’s obsession wif Impotence and Limp Flacid Wet Noodles?

Question by Texas Joe: What is wrinkly ole Grandma Sarah Palin’s obsession wif Impotence and Limp Flacid Wet Noodles?
Is Wrinkly ole Grandma Sarah Palin out there personally inspectin strange men’s equipment? Did Senator Joe Miller appoint her Head Pecker Checker? Is she handin out Free Monicas to Liberals as Party Favours for her nitwit Reality TV Show?

Nope all that is highly unlikely. I can only deduce that her obsession wif the human yambag means that Todd and Levi and Trogg just ain’t cuttin it any for ole Sarah in the Manhood Department no more.

So all you Teabaggers out there having identified the problem do ole Sarah a favour and buy that ole harpy a Greyhound ticket to Collins County to come visit good ole Texas Joe so’s I can present her wif a Solution.

I will Man Up to her all she wants and after yall will hear a new dimension to her vocabulary as she rapsodizes about the Throbbing Steel Resolve of American Manhood and our Stiff Determination to work Hard On fixin America’s problems and her thankin God that Everythang really is Bigger and Better in Texas than in Ice Cream Town where the Bitter Cold results in Serious Shrinkage that helps explains why there is only 43 wimmen in all of Alaska and one of them just moved to DC.

Come on Sarah. You know you want it.

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